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A - Age: 34
B - Bed size: King. Live large.
C - Chore you hate: There is a reason Dry Cleaning companies bring in so much money.
D - Dog's name: Dog.
E - Essential start to your day item: Coffee
F - Favorite color: Blue, Brandeis Blue (#0070FF)
G - Gold or Silver: Silver
H - Height: 6’1”
I - Instruments you play(ed): Violin, Piano
J - Job title: Music Consultant
K - Kid(s): No.
L - Living arrangements: I own a nice place. I'm not really interested in telling you where.
M - Mom's name: Annalee
N - Nicknames: Matt, Blake
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: You could find the records if you tried hard enough, I'm sure.
P - Pet Peeve: See attached file.
Q - Quote from a movie: "You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays." - The Musicman
R - Right or left handed: Left
S - Siblings: Younger Sister, Jocelyn
T - Time you wake up: No earlier than 8 am if I can help it.
U- Underwear: Only on work days
V - Vegetable you dislike: Pumpkin
W - Ways you run late: Never.
X - X-rays you've had: Seven
Y - Yummy food you make: Did you really just use 'yummy'?
Z - Zoo favorite: African Wild Dogs.

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1: What eye color do you find sexiest?

Can't say I ever developed a preference. Is 'shut' an option? Fine. Coffee.

2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?

Keep your chocolate out of my coffee unless you are adding alcohol

3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

Sharpies have an unpleasant smell and a tendency to smear onto clothing. Give me a real one over that any day

4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

Started small town, went big city quick. I prefer the city life.

5: Your favorite adult as a child?

Jamison Kreves. Music and English Teacher

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

I'm not really a smoothie person. Was forced a kiwi one last week. Not terrible.

7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

Jocelyn's elementary years were far more damaging to my standing than my own.

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

Getting my ass handed to me by Less Brooks. Still worth it.

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

Being a small town kid in a city high school was enough

10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?

Ninjas. Pirates don't actually sing shanties. And these days they have moved on to naval terrorism. Ninjas draw less attention to themselves. Flying a flag is a bit like painting a target on your back. "I am after your things". Fire at will.

11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

Yes. And fell. Twice. Managed to make it back down on my own after that.

12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

No. And no thank you.

13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

Lyrebird

14: What's your most favorite part of your body?

Eyes

15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?

'Part'. Interesting. Let's pretend I do care and say 'my charm'.

16: Madonna or Lady Gaga?

Madonna. Why am I still doing this.

17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

Just the commercials. Occasionally halftime.

18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?

Yes

19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?

That changes frequently. Nothing stands out enough to come to mind. They make good bagel sandwiches at Breugger's

20: Margarine or butter?

Butter

21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)

Chocolate

22: Which continents have you been on?

North America, Europe, Australia

23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?

No.

24: Backpacks or satchels?

Backpack

25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

If it was a suit jacket, possibly, no and yes.

26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

Spiderman

27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?

Cow. Steak is good. So is leather, occasionally.

28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?

Darwin, Australia

29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?

15 hours

30: The latest you've ever slept?

Time of day, or number of hours? Time of day seems fairly pointless. Schedules vary. 21 hours.

31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

No and No.

32: Do you pick at scabs?

Yes.

33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

Sean Bean

34: How far can you throw a baseball?

Can't say I've bothered to try

35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

Iceland

36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?

Yes. I find most food, regardless of origin country, to be good if it's made right.

37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?

Whatever is available to you.

38: A relationship with love or one with sex?

Sex.

39: Do you eat enough vegetables?

Sure

40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?

Yes.

41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

Who writes these questions. What do you do for a living? Probably not.

42: Do you swear in front of your parents?

Never my mother.

43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?

I was a one man band in middle school. I thought it was cool then.

44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?

I think you have been out of the world a while. And no.

45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?

Not interested.

46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.

Now you're telling me what to do? Not fond of that.

47: City or nature person?

City.

48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)

Yeah

49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?

No

50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
Bragging now, are we? I thought this was an exercise in humiliation and boredom.
I'm a fairly good cook.
I place more musicians with labels that stick than any one company
I have never watched American Idol
My relationship with my family is not fucked 7 ways to Sunday
I actually finished this pointless questionnaire

(no subject)

1) Full Name:

Matthew Rhys Blake

2) Male/Female:

Male.

3) Were you named after anyone?

My grandfather. Mother's side.

4) Does your name mean anything?

Gift of God.

5) Nick Name(s):

Matt, Blake

6) Who do you think you look like:

People claim I look like a young Ralph Fiennes. Personally, I think I look like myself.

7) Date Of Birth:

April 7th

8) Place of Birth and Current Location:

Tywyn, Gwynedd, Wales

9) Nationality:

Welsh

10) Astrology Sign:

Aries.

11) Chinese Astrology Sign:

Horse.

12) Religion:

No

13) What’s your favorite smell?:

Mint leaves.

14) Political Position?:

Positions are pointless. Pick the better liar. At least then they will fool the rest of the world as well.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?:

Coffee

16) Hair + Eye color:

Brown & Blue. Colors are not math.

17) Do you look like anyone famous?:

Not famous enough to care

18) What do you look like?:

Is this a dating sight now?

19) Any unusual talents?:

Yes

20) Rightly, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?:

Left

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?:

Gay.

22) What do you do for a living?:

Place musicians with label companies

23) What do you do for fun?:

Gardening. Fuck you.

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?:

Sheet music

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?:

Musicians with actual talent.

26) Have you met your grandparents?:

Yes

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend:

Depends on who you ask and how you define it.

28) Crush:

Orange

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?:

Celebrities are more media politics than I care to bother with.

30) Current worries?:

Nothing particular

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s):

I am not even sure what you are asking anyomore.

32) Favorite place to be?:

Iceland.

33) Least favorite place to be?:

If you are planning on using this against me later, it is a bit pointless. Generally, crowded elevators.

34) Do you burn or tan?:

Tan.

35) Ever break a bone?:

Yes

36) What is your favorite cereal?:

Honey Nut Clusters.

37) Person you cry with:

If I think of someone I'll not let you know.

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters:

Yes.

39) Any brothers:

Not any more.

40) Any pets:

No.

41) An Illness:

Some might claim so.

42) A Pager:

No.

43) A Personal phone line:

Yes.

44) A Cell phone:

Yes

45) A visible birthmark:

No.

46) A Pool or hot tub:

Yes

47) A Car:

Yes

Describe Your...

48) Personality:

I'm a warm and fluffy ball of kittens, Seriously. Why the hell do you do these. Why am I still doing this. There is no reason to ever do these.

49) Driving:

I get where I need to go. In one piece.

50) Your clothing style:

No reason not to look good if I'm going to be out somewhere but I do enjoy blue jeans and tees.

51) Room:

Has a bed in it.

52) What’s missing:

Go play Clue with the other children.

53) School:

Graduated.

54) Bed:

King. And comfortable. Very.

I expect you in my office before I finish the rest of this fucking waste of time. Why are you still reading

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55) Relationship with your parent(s):

Is fine and none of your business.

56) Do you believe in yourself:

No. I'm a fictional being.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?:

No.

58) Consider yourself a good listener:

When I'm in the mood to be.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?:

No.

60) Get Along with your parents:

Yes.

61) Save your e-mail conversations:

Automatically

62) Pray:

No.

63) Believe in reincarnation:

No.

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?:

Yes

65) Like to talk on the phone:

Text is simpler.

66) Like to eat?:

Yes

67) Like to exercise?:

Yes

68) Like to watch sports?:

No.

69) Sing in the car?:

Yes.

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?:

I don't usually try to remember them

71) Dream in color:

Yes.

72) Do you have nightmares?:

Yes.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal:

No

74) Right next to you:

A stack of CDs I will be throwing away soon

75) On your favorite coffee cup?:

I don’t have a favourite cup. I left most of my shit back in LA. Wouldn’t mind getting it back.

76) On your mouse pad:

Nothing

77) favorite flavor of gum?:

'Fresh' Mint Vanilla.

78) Your brand of deodorant?:

Kouros, currently

79) Your dream honeymoon spot:

No.

80) Your dream husband/wife:

Your dream husband is the person you think you look like? How very narcissistic of you, Gabe.

81) Hiding in your closet?:

Clothes

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?:

Gareth.

84) Your bad time of the day:

Generally, morning.

85) Your worst fear(s):

That this won't be over in 15 questions

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86) What's the weather like:

It's raining. Get a TV. Or a window. Or just step outside.

87) Your favorite time of year?:

Fall

88) Your favorite holiday?:

No

89) A material weakness?:

Clothes and Food.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like:

I eat a lot of strange things.

91) At the top of your "to-do list"?:

Does not belong on this

92) The hardest thing about growing up:

Bones.

93) A pet peeve?:

See previous file attachment

94) Your scariest moment:

Falling out that window on the 12th floor was interesting.

95) Your attitude about love?:

If it's your thing, enjoy it.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?:

There is a tattoo that goes from my wrist to just under my skull. I think that counts.

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97) The worst feeling in the world:

being bored enough to fill this shit out.

98) The best feeling in the world:

Playing your music, your way, because it's what you want

99) Who sent this to you?: Fuck you Gabe

100) I tag:
The secretary is doing this. I'm sure you'll be enthralled by her answers.