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[violentist]

1: What eye color do you find sexiest?

Can't say I ever developed a preference. Is 'shut' an option? Fine. Coffee.

2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?

Keep your chocolate out of my coffee unless you are adding alcohol

3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

Sharpies have an unpleasant smell and a tendency to smear onto clothing. Give me a real one over that any day

4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

Started small town, went big city quick. I prefer the city life.

5: Your favorite adult as a child?

Jamison Kreves. Music and English Teacher

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

I'm not really a smoothie person. Was forced a kiwi one last week. Not terrible.

7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

Jocelyn's elementary years were far more damaging to my standing than my own.

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

Getting my ass handed to me by Less Brooks. Still worth it.

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

Being a small town kid in a city high school was enough

10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?

Ninjas. Pirates don't actually sing shanties. And these days they have moved on to naval terrorism. Ninjas draw less attention to themselves. Flying a flag is a bit like painting a target on your back. "I am after your things". Fire at will.

11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

Yes. And fell. Twice. Managed to make it back down on my own after that.

12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

No. And no thank you.

13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

Lyrebird

14: What's your most favorite part of your body?

Eyes

15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?

'Part'. Interesting. Let's pretend I do care and say 'my charm'.

16: Madonna or Lady Gaga?

Madonna. Why am I still doing this.

17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

Just the commercials. Occasionally halftime.

18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?

Yes

19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?

That changes frequently. Nothing stands out enough to come to mind. They make good bagel sandwiches at Breugger's

20: Margarine or butter?

Butter

21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)

Chocolate

22: Which continents have you been on?

North America, Europe, Australia

23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?

No.

24: Backpacks or satchels?

Backpack

25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

If it was a suit jacket, possibly, no and yes.

26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

Spiderman

27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?

Cow. Steak is good. So is leather, occasionally.

28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?

Darwin, Australia

29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?

15 hours

30: The latest you've ever slept?

Time of day, or number of hours? Time of day seems fairly pointless. Schedules vary. 21 hours.

31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

No and No.

32: Do you pick at scabs?

Yes.

33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

Sean Bean

34: How far can you throw a baseball?

Can't say I've bothered to try

35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

Iceland

36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?

Yes. I find most food, regardless of origin country, to be good if it's made right.

37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?

Whatever is available to you.

38: A relationship with love or one with sex?

Sex.

39: Do you eat enough vegetables?

Sure

40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?

Yes.

41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

Who writes these questions. What do you do for a living? Probably not.

42: Do you swear in front of your parents?

Never my mother.

43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?

I was a one man band in middle school. I thought it was cool then.

44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?

I think you have been out of the world a while. And no.

45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?

Not interested.

46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.

Now you're telling me what to do? Not fond of that.

47: City or nature person?

City.

48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)

Yeah

49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?

No

50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
Bragging now, are we? I thought this was an exercise in humiliation and boredom.
I'm a fairly good cook.
I place more musicians with labels that stick than any one company
I have never watched American Idol
My relationship with my family is not fucked 7 ways to Sunday
I actually finished this pointless questionnaire